Remember that one time when I vowed to get my act together and start exercising? I failed. Its so easy to find an excuse to not do it!
Last night I decided to act on my insecurities and exercised. You think...great Amber! That's not a fail. I'll now take you through my hour long 'work-out'.
-I did some searching to find some Jillian Michaels videos to stream on the roku. Finally deciding on a total body workout.
-Jelly Belly jelly beans were being eaten so I put the jelly beans in a pile on the bed next to me.
-A couple minutes in I needed to put on a sports bra and change to a tank top.
-Weights are needed? Guh. Guess I better go get those too.
-Those jelly beans sure look good. I'll eat a couple.
-Stupid internet speed is causing about 30 seconds of buffering constantly.
-Better eat another jelly bean.
-Put the weights down. That is way too difficult. I'll add them when I feel more comfortable.
-Another buffer. Another jelly bean.
-You want me to do 'The surrender move' how many times? (Google this crazy thing! It had me almost in tears....after 2.) Yes I'm out of shape. Don't judge.
-Screw this. I need another jelly bean.
-Crap. Same exercise on the other leg. No thanks.
-Ok. I'm back on!
-Buffer again. Jelly bean again.
-Ok. I can do this.
-Stupid buffer.
-Text from Morgyn about her prom dress. I better take care of this....because she goes to bed early and all. It can't wait!
-Jelly bean. Crap! They're gone. I'm thirsty. Need. Water.
-Exercise a while longer with a few more buffers. Until its been an hour.
-Time to quit even though its not done yet. This is supposed to be a 56 min. video.
Time to do it again tonight!
